my butt hole hurts

Buenos Dias mi amigas de los culos!

That plate full of lemons is wretched on my intestines. It's not helping that my ferret- Beebo keeps jumping on my stomach.

My doctor says I not only have ADD, OCD, and condaloma warts, but now I have a urinary tract infection.

God, I hate tracts. Unfair.

My pompous cousin Orville is really pissing me off. He is in the room next to mine and his blarring his stupid Sister Sledge 8 track. If he had any taste at all, he would be listening to the sweet soul tunes of Peabo Bryson.

I called off work today. I know I make good money at Fords, but I cannot stand my supervisor. I am filing a grievance because she took my Milwaukee Best Ice 40 oz out of my hand, and threw it down the assembly line. UNCALLED FOR. Thank God it was not my liter of Heaven Hill vodka.

Well, I better go, Orville is getting into the peanut butter again, and I have a date with my Swisher Sweets at Atlantis with Candy the Candid Cooter Crusher.




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